Why am I having to do Jail Time again by Tommy Robinson

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Well, lads, it’s happened again! The Government has silenced me! Can you believe it?

Even though I lost my case a few years ago and they told me not to, I kept calling Hijazi a “violent thug” a couple of years on. I know I didn’t have any evidence but I know what I’m talking about. I showed a video about it that millions watched and they slapped me with 18 months.

Can you imagine the injustice?

Unbelievable!

Apparently, you can’t whip out your phone, film yourself and label defendants as “Muslim child rapists” while their case is still ongoing, and be given a ‘contempt of court’ charge. Who knew, right?

They always go after the honest, white, working-class lads like you and me! I mean, sure, I live in a lovely £900,000 house funded by some generous folks in Israel, while you lot—honest, hard working mugs, I mean, English patriots, struggling to get by, send me your generous donations, which allow me to keep my hot tub. But hey, my life is tough! It’s not easy putting myself out there you know.

So, off I went to Ayia Napa in August because life’s hard for a guy like me. I had to take a break while you, my sweet fellow English patriots, were busy smashing up houses and giving a good scare to the lovely brown folks and the muzzies. Why not throw in a few black people for good measure? Good on ya!

Running a tanning salon is no walk in the park, I tell ya. But don’t worry about me! I’m too intellectual for boring jobs! I’ve even written a cracker- Why Muslims Kill for Islam—a perfect read if you like to go to Cyprus during a national riot (after rilling the people up) and enjoy chilling on your sun-bed like me.

Some people ask me, “Why did you change your name, Tommy?” Well, yes, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is a right plonka of a name, but honestly, on reflection, I could’ve made myself sound more classy if I just called myself “Steve Lennon.”

I’m a real, legitimate journalist and even though I’ll be gone for a short while, we need to keep intimidating them. It’s taken a lot for me to take a train down to London everytime and get my Mrs to pack me some cheese and pickle sandwiches for our iconic rallies. My fellow patriots, let’s not undo all my hard work. Keep it going, we need to threaten these Islamist scum yeah and besides, it’s an affordable, fun family outing.

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