• Haaretz publishes a satirical article in the format of a cooking segment, mocking Palestinians whose homes have been abandoned or who have been murdered.
• It features IDF soldiers cooking in these Gazan homes. I have also created my own cook book for Israel.
Haaretz, alarmingly (a seemingly liberal News outlet in Israel) has disseminated (in Hebrew) an abhorrently repugnant article, mimicking the format of a lifestyle cooking segment. It details the Israeli soldiers’ discovery and utilization of ingredients sourced from the kitchens of Gazans forced to abandon their residences and are now facing starvation.
The satirical cook book- article interviews IDF soldiers and utterly dehumanises Palestinians.
Images are posted within the article alongside captions such as ‘Bruchetta alla Gaza’.
This picture was captioned with, “War meal. We understood that it is possible to fight and take part in campaigns and yet eat well, and this became the story of our unit.”
Haaretz were asked about the cooking and eating of IDF soldiers in Gazan homes. They responded with:
“There are mixed feelings, no doubt. After all, I use their tools, in their house, when they are not here. But on the ther hand, we have to eat. In the end, the urge and desire to eat increases. It is important to clarify that these abandoned houses, some of them destroyed or destined for demolition, and this is the way the IDF fights in Gaza."
Consequently, in response to the Haaretz article, allow me to present Israel’s definitive cookbook of 2023/2024:
Ingredients:
1X sociopath, terrorist, Dictator- Netanyahu
1X shameless thief of Palestinian homes, Minister of National security- Ben Givir
15X small, blood- thirsty Knesset members
3X tubs of terrorising children
4X finely chopped tins of blaming Hamas
3X sprinkles of smoking ruins, the obliteration of hospitals and places of worship
10X bunker buster bombs
5X tbsp of white Phosphorus
1 wedge of project Nimbus
A generous amount of Palestinian starvation
500ml generations of Rothschild and American blood money
Method:
Step 1: Mix ingredients into a bowl thoroughly to form a grotesque gourmet of genocide. This will form the stench of death, orphans and widows.
Step 2: Fry the concoction into a pan for 3 months until further war crimes and Human rights are violated.
Step 3: Keep your well mixed ingredients in the pan and sizzle, allowing for your ICJ and South African food critics to review your genocidal gourmet feast.
Step 4: Now transfer your feast into a larger frying pan that looks like Rafah and begin frying once again.
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May Allah protect Rafah from harm…Ameen
